House of Ultimate
The Resort is a
in the mountains of Santa Cruz, California. We are a fully network-connected
household of seven housemates, who employ the full power of the internet to nag
our housemates about chores and otherwise organize our lives. We've been the
Resort since 1992 and online fulltime since 1994.
In the Future, all houses will be like the Resort. However it is likely that
the people in this future will be so busy forwarding mail to their housemates
that they will forget to eat, and will thus die.
What IS this Place?
Story #1: The Resort is the temple of a religious cult who eat
babies and nail young kittens and bullfrogs to trees. Then we vomit on them!
Story #2: The Resort is the home of a group of escaped mental patients. We spend our
days making macrame, screaming, and banging against the walls. Please send
us some money or some gin; we're running out of martini mix rather quickly.
Story #3: The Resort is the landing zone for the Reptoid invaders. We've taken on
human appearances as we infiltrate Earth.
So its time to meet the cultists, inmates, aliens, umm, I mean HOUSEMATES. Click on
Aliens in the buttons below to read about the people who make up the resort,
then click on Photos to see a photo gallery of our bright smiling faces!
Here are the answers to some common questions:
Where were you SPAWNED?
How are you on the network?
Whats going on at the Resort?
Help, I'm Confused!
Your links back to The Resort
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