Resort Goods, Information and WWW Services
Here at the Resort, we don't have a whole lot of free time. Between the
relentless probing by the space aliens, our investigations into the link
between the assasination of JFK and the Scientologists, and trips to the
liquor store, we simply find it difficult to set aside more than a few
moments to create new, useful web services.
Be that as it may, some services eventually are created; we present them
here for your WWW enjoyment.
Learn to (ab)use Nitrous Oxide
Explore the Renaissance Faire
Visit the Mystery Spot
Important information concerning
The Fabulous Flightless Endangered
Can I too
Enlarge My Nipples?
Ask the Mystical Head of 'Bob'
Locate bands you like with the
Leave a message on the Bulletin Board
Word Of The Day
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