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Of the many True Oracles, none are more profound than the Mystical Smoking Head of 'Bob'. Not even the Severed Head of Arnold Palmer can penetrate the veils of bulldada protecting the Norms from the Terrifying Truths and Puzzling Evidence.
Concentrate and ask a Yes or No Question
Oh By The Frop Of His Pipe, Grant Me Vision!

Enter your question and THEN click on 'Ask Bob'.

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