[an error occurred while processing this directive] On $aturday, April 27th, the Resort, in conjunction with the local $ubGenius 609, the $anta Cruz 25-Hour Clench , presents an Evening of Commerce gone BAD:
Arrive no earlier than 9pm, bring with you any materials you require to make yourself as wealthy as you desire. Upon arrival, a member of the Resort will greet you and provide your nestegg of starting Capital. Then its you versus the pitiless tides of $UPPLY and DEMAND.
What will happen as the Evening Unfolds? Will you:
Be inventive! For approximately $IX hours, you have only your starting
Capital and the product you have developed, to make you as WEALTHY as you
can DREAM. If its 1AM and you've invested in a $IX-PACK of BUD -- YOU'RE
GOING TO THE POOR HOU$E !
Be intuitive! What sorts of products do people WANT to buy? What sorts can you DUPE them into buying? The most MUNDANE things take on a certain APPEAL when theres ONLY ONE AVAILABLE! Be independent! You can market yourself and sell your skills! No skills? How about a GOOD OLD FA$HIONED FREAK $HOW? Be indulgent! $PAWN OR DIE! Give people Luxuries they didn't think they could ever afford! Live the Good Life! Be INGENIOU$! Corner the market and PAVE THE $TREET WITH GOLD! |
Market Risk == Market Profit |
The Bank of the Resort refuses to exchange or deal in currency from other Nations, Parties, etc, etc, etc. These bills may have intrinsic value as collector's items.
The House Bar will purchase outright most alchohols and mixers, providing a centralized location for the dispersement of drinks. $cotch and other costly 'single-shot' drinks may be placed on consignment at the Bar. See 'Marketable Goods' for more information. [an error occurred while processing this directive]