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Laws Make People Happy!
This is a THEME party. If you have no desire to PARTICIPATE,
please do not attend.
Do not bring anyone who doesn't understand that this is a
participatory theme party.
Additional Rules:
- Regarding Invites:
- Because we've invited you doesn't mean we've invited your five
closest friends.
- Additional invitations MUST be cleared with the Resort.
- Questions?
- No Smoking of Anything in the House at any Time.
- Exercise moderation or vomit outside.
- Regarding Parking:
- Parking is limited; please carpool.
- Reserved motorcycle parking is available.
- If you park inside the fence, pull ALL OF THE WAY FORWARD
-- you will PROBALLY be parked in; if this is not okay, PARK
ON THE ROAD and NOT on the grounds.
- If you park on the road, your wheels MUST be on the far
side of the white line or you may be ticketed.
- If you plan to leave early, please park on the road.
- Regarding Interactions:
- This is an interactive party.
- While this is an interactive party, everyone need understand
that not all people are comfortable interacting with all other people.
- No always means No ; similarly, Go Away means Go Away .
- The Resort as Hosts have NO INTEREST in arbitrating your
disputes. If you can't be civil, then don't attend.
- In cases where people are unable to contain themselves, our
bouncer Matthew, weighing in at 265 pounds of pure man-meat, will
be happy to show you the error of your ways.
This invite is not to be redistributed in Hard Copy or Electronic Form
without the express permission of the Resort. This URL is not to be
disseminated by anyone save the Resort.
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