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Laws Make People Happy!
This is a THEME party. If you have no desire to PARTICIPATE,
please do not attend.
Do not bring anyone who doesn't understand that this is a
participatory theme party.
Additional Rules:
- Regarding Invites:
- Because we've invited you doesn't mean we've invited your five
closest friends.
- Additional invitations MUST be cleared with the Resort.
- Questions?
- No Smoking of Anything in the House at any Time.
- Exercise moderation or vomit outside.
- Regarding Parking:
- Parking is limited; please carpool.
- Reserved motorcycle parking is available.
- If you park inside the fence, pull ALL OF THE WAY FORWARD
-- you will PROBALLY be parked in; if this is not okay, PARK
ON THE ROAD and NOT on the grounds.
- If you park on the road, your wheels MUST be on the far
side of the white line or you may be ticketed.
- If you plan to leave early, please park on the road.
- Regarding Interactions:
- This is an interactive party.
- While this is an interactive party, everyone need understand
that not all people are comfortable interacting with all other people.
- No always means No ; similarly, Go Away means Go Away .
- The Resort as Hosts have NO INTEREST in arbitrating your
disputes. If you can't be civil, then don't attend.
- In cases where people are unable to contain themselves, our
bouncer Matthew, weighing in at 265 pounds of pure man-meat, will
be happy to show you the error of your ways.
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