The Ballad of the Ice Penis

2/3/97

Mjollnir reborn, mighty ice pee pee
radiant with power, luminous and hard;
perched upon testes most frigid we see
wicked domination of the front yard.

Dwarven power reforged; this Thor's hammer
contains within its phallic majesty;
Uller's promise of eternal winter
and an everlasting fecundity.

In Jim's hand, Loki's sword glittered and sung
ever cunning and possessed with deceit
Wielded in gauntlets of power it rung
Till Mjollnir, severed, lay at his feet.

Leek lifted the jaundiced piss slit on high,
Crushing it there in the Bifrost's shadow,
With fierce ejaculation and cry,
Valkyrie triumphant in that cold meadow.

  But Phallus again shall to the sky rise,
  With the Sun consumed and Ragnarok nigh.

    JMV 2/3/97